I Have All The Things I Need Except The Expensive Shit Tee | Women's Funny Quote Shirt
S / Light Blue
$29.99
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This soft cotton tee carries a dry, laugh-out-loud line that lands every time: “I have all the things I need except for the expensive shit.” It reads like the honest aside you share with close friends over coffee — equal parts self-aware and amused. Lightweight and semi-fitted, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as the centerpiece of a casual look. Wear it on errands, low-key nights out, or while trading financial war stories with friends. The tone is cheeky but relatable; it nods to the small comforts you already have and the guilty-pleasure splurges you secretly want. Natural cotton and a soft ribbed collar keep the focus on comfort, while durable hems and shoulder tape mean this tee will keep telling the same joke for seasons to come.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.5 oz cotton blend for breathable everyday wear
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering shape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain fit
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label and true-to-size fit for comfortable, low-fuss use
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
I Have All The Things I Need Except The Expensive Shit Tee | Women's Funny Quote Shirt
$29.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 | 18.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean